Have you ever heard a writer say something totally berserk, like “I tried to write a scene, but my character wouldn’t listen to me and started doing his own thing, and I had to rewrite the whole book!”? And you probably thought, "That’s the most schizophrenic thing I’ve ever heard -- that can’t happen!"
Well I’m hear to tell you that can really happen. And I’m perfectly sane.
No, you’re not.
What? Who said that?
I did. You’re as sane as that cucumber over ...